He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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