i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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