these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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