do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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