I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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