Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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