All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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