My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
