i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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