so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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