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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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