Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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