I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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