I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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