gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize