i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
bring money and cleavage
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Randomize
