i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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