Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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