I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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