she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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