You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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