I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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