I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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