You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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