We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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