Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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