I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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