is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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