At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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