dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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