Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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