I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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