They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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