yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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