Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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