can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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