I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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