What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she looked like the before picture.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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