He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
