Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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