im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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