can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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