he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Found your dick twin last night
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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