dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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