gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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