THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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