You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
God, I missed his penis.
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