Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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