didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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