ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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