With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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