he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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