I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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