i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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