Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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