I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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