We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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