Hey man sorry I got all grabby
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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