Come see our sink grown plant.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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